"I sold my soul on the internet for $6 and an EP. Totally worth it." -Jordan Gore.
"God is Mr. Mom." -Kristen Sims during Satan class
God is not a Republican. - bumper sticker
The Earth is fillin' up and there's mustard on my jeans. (this is a mix of something said in satan class and the fact there actually was mustard on my jeans.)
"I've never heard that sound before." -Jeff said this last week when Davidson's phone rang in class and i really liked the phrasing.
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